Breathing Fire Toast

A little bit of crude photo adjustment and my picture works! Thanks for coming out again guys, it was lots of fun. See you June 20th!

Breathing Fire

Six years and one more show to begin the seventh. Tonight is bound to be entertaining in a number of mostly objective ways. Quality is, this month as always, job number one here at Kung Fu Grindhouse.

Night of the Lepus - 7:00pm - It's been a while since we had a giant monster, or animals gone wild, so we thought it might be fun to combine the two. Fluffy bunny terror!

Tiger Claws II - 8:30 - Producer Jalal Merhi returns to the screen with his inflated ego flopped out for everyone to see. Cynthia Rothrock and Bolo Yeung appear in supporting roles which don't quite match up to the plotline in the first film.That hardly matters as Merhi and Rothrock entertain a painfully one sided relationship while tracking down the surprisingly less sinister than usual Yeung in the first installment of our High-Quality Bolo Double Feature.

Breathing Fire - 10:00 - Two brothers, one an adopted Vietnamese orphan, get involved in a criminal showdown between several Vietnam veterans. One of the 'Nam vets is their dad whose gang robs a bank and then must face off against another Vet on the other side of the law. A plethora of WTF moments follow in the finest schlocky fashion as Bolo Yeung tears up the screen once again.

Drink Specials of the Past

The last two shows have been awesome blowouts thanks primarily to you, our fans. I got so distracted with the giving away of trivia prizes that I forgot to take photos of y'all giving yourselves and Weng-Weng a toast. Here are your drink specials from the last two shows. We are very excited for the upcoming nights of May 16th and June 20th especially because the feature films are so awesome and inspiring. We will be there, and we hope you will be too.

6th Anniversary

Kung Fu Grindhouse considers itself a grave robber of sorts, sifting through the cinematic charnell house for dusty old tasty bits. After six years of unearthing the good stuff, we've started to develop a little cemetery of our own....
As we usually do on our anniversary, we dig through our own past and make the carcasses dance for your pleasure once again across the magic screen at the Sunset. This year we're going way back in our dismal history for some particularly delectable morsels of trash for you to feast your festering see-holes on. Bear witness........

The Impossible Kid at 7:00pm - Three foot secret Agent 00 strikes back at organized crime in this Filippino flick starring the diminutive Weng Weng. Little Weng works for Interpol and is stocked with  scale versions of all the crimefighting hardware any leisure-suited miniature Casanova could need.

Microwave Massacre at 8:30pm - A gigantic microwave stars as itself and Jackie Vernon "stars" as Donald, a construction worker who  gets so sick of his wife's nagging and lousy cooking that he kills her. Much to his chagrin, the remains end up in his former wife's favorite appliance and subsequently in the food supply.


Fist of the White Lotus at 10:00pm - A classic kung-fu tale of revenge taken to epic and absurd heights. Gordon Liu must defeat Pai Mei a man possessed of the surreal ghost technique and so evil he demonstrates his deadly skills on his own retainers. Liu must master the embroidery technique if he is going to get anywhere near Pai Mei's family jewels and settle the score.

Even we haven't seen any of these movies in years, this show is going to be Awesome! We'll be giving away some Anniversary presents, so don't miss out.
See you April 18th.

TC 2000 Toast

Thanks again y'all, it was a great night and a great show for us too! See you for our anniversary on April 18th and check the schedule at right for upcoming shows.

TC 2000 - March 21st

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Where's the usual barely witty and disparaging synopses of these films guys? C'mon!" Well the truth is that when I usually write these things, I've seen the films at least once, maybe twice already. This time however, Phill put together an almost totally secret show featuring a lineup that was a mystery even to me until practically the last minute. Unlike the shows I put together, I have total faith in my comrade's ability to concoct an unassailably rad cinematic assault to blow your mind. He has done so every single time in the past.
In this case, I have yet to see two of the films on the roster for March 21st, it is going to be as much a surprise for me as it is for you. That said, I put together a brief lineup roster with vague and mostly fabricated synopses:

Low Blow - 7:00 - Low budget “action” film starring Leo Fong as a private dick who doesn’t seem to care about his car, or parking it.

Ring of Steel - 8:30 - Watch Ren-Fair nerds fight each other to the death for your amusement. Feels good doesn’t it?

TC 2000 - 10:00 - Post-Apocalyptic sci-fi martial arts actioner starring Billy "Tae-Bo" Blanks, Bolo "Chinese Hercules" Yeung and Mathias "Tiny Head" Hues in wall to wall Terminator rip-off robo-fighting!

Hahahaha! This is going to be fantastic. See you then!

Ninja Silent Assassin Toast

Oops, sorry about that. The good news is that the Sunset bought a new DVD player the very next day. That doesn't unbreak your hearts I know, but next month will be just fine.

See you then.